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chongoblog:

drsupermonk:

chongoblog:

I hate this website because I heard “Thinking Out Loud” by Edward Sheeran and all I could think about was that one fucking video you know the one

Hey bud the hint only made me more confused

I’m so honored I get to share this with you

(via francisxie-deactivated20200628)

moonlandingwasfaked:

kortzite:

something evil happened here

(via neophema)

hexglyphs:

i promise i don’t mean this in a furry way but giving up our fangs and tails when we evolved was a mistake that i believe history will only look increasingly less kindly on us for

(via silvipeppers)

i-am-a-fish:

trashboi822:

i-am-a-fish:

evilrobot123:

i-am-a-fish:

notch0607:

i-am-a-fish:

you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.

Yes we do!! Please show us, Fish :D

…u sure?

Yes! Please show us!

ok.

what happens to you next is completely outside of my control, good luck.

what happens next, Fish?????

(via neophema)

starlight-sanders:

i think the fact that my eyes dont glow and my hair doesnt float when im feeling a lot of strong emotion is very unsexy of me

(via neophema)

thefemaleofspecies:

Not to flex but i never saw call me by your name

(via homosexualpancakes)

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

No wait one of those memes but it’s “the difference 450 years can make” shared in a vampire community and it’s just almost the exact same photo twice

“Be careful who you’re mean to in the 17th century”

(via neophema)

hotslutradio:

birlinterrupted:

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

Honestly the fact that it’s for a horse makes it more acceptable to me

(via neophema)